December 2010
70 posts
Dec 29th
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So far...
My parents have agreed to watch The Misfits with me, but are not willing to see A Very Potter Musical. Episode two was a little awkward to get through to say the least. 
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 25th
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Yesterday was Christmas Eve and my sister and I made our way from Kingston to Kamloops to see my mum and dad. Our first plane was so small that it only fit two rows of people. It was also piloted by Santa, which was pretty cool. There was another Santa in the Vancouver air port that handed out candy. He gave my sister five mints and me only one, the injustice.  So here I am - jet lagged with a...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Excitedly explaining that Smithmas is on a...
Dad: who is matt smith?
me: an actor
Dad: isn't he the fresh prince of bell aire guy
Me: nope
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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“I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please,...”
– Plath (via loveyourchaos)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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everydayaddictions: That awkward moment when no one wants to talk to you.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Oh. My. GOD, TUMBLR:
My new room, my new room right, my new room has a FIREPLACE IN IT. AND A BRICK WALL ON ONE SIDE OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A BRICK WALL. It’s HUGE! Well compared to the rooms I’ve lived in the past few years anyways. I LOVE THIS BASEMENT APPARTMENT HOUSE THINGER. I AM EXCITE.
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
It's my last day in North Bay. Ever.
I’m leaving this town and never looking back!  9 hour bus ride to Kingston tomorrow.  
Dec 18th
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Tea Cup Erotica
Me: have fun on your bus ride
OhmyOhno: gots my ipod full of super sexy audiobooks.
Me: I hope it’s not some sort of erotica.
OhmyOhno: IT’S TOTALLY EROTICA. I’m going to turn it up loud. Make everyone uncomfortable.
Me: just sit there breathing heavily, “OH MAAN. THAT’S SUPER SEXY ISN’T IT?”
OhmyOhno: They’ll be able to hear it from my earphones… “HE MOVED HIS PULSING MANHOOD INTO HER EAR (ear sex erotica)
Me: “HE MOVED HIS PULSING MANHOOD INTO HER TEA CUP (tea cup erotica)
Dec 18th
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“One of my big concerns these past few years is that I’ve been losing the ability...”
– Douglas Coupland (via suzywire)
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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“‎Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always...”
– Mark Twain (via -novocainekisses)
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
Parent Party
OhMyOhNo: are you going to any new years parties?
Me: I'll probably have to work.
OhMyOhNo: laaaaaaaaaaame
Me: you?
OhMyOhNo: parents
Me: you're having a parent party?
Me: dress up like your favourite parents.
Me: I'd dress as a cat.
OhMyOhNo: Yes
OhMyOhNo: hahahaha omg
Dec 16th
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How to fail at life:
Step 1: Take shower.  Step 2: Go to kitchen while you’re still damp. In the only clean clothes you have left.  Step 3: Drop sour cream and onion popcorn seasoning onto the floor and ALL OVER YOUR BODY. Step 4: Smell delicious all day! 
Dec 15th
kamloopsbumbling asked: Hi Ms. Ohno! ;) This isn't really a question, but I came across this Dr. Who inspired gingerbread phone box on the SF Weekly Blog, and immediately thought of you! I promise this link is kosher:
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2010/12/nerdy_gingerbread_houses.php
Cheers,
A.L.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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kamloopsbumbling asked: Hi Ms. Ohno! ;) This isn't really a question, but I came across this Dr. Who inspired gingerbread phone box on the SF Weekly Blog, and immediately thought of you! I promise this link is kosher:
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2010/12/nerdy_gingerbread_houses.php
Cheers,
A.L.
Dec 14th
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Preparing for a 9 hour bus ride -
Downloading a billion audio books to put on my ipod.  There’s something about being read to. I don’t care if you’re 6 or 60, it’s still nice. 
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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“Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it,...”
– “Slapstick” - Kurt Vonnegut (via fasterlittledutchboy)
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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My parents crack me up
For the past few months I've been trying to get my mom to stop spelling 'a lot' as one word, 'alot'. After showing her the hyperbole and a half alot story, she's finally started using it correctly.
Mom: I like how you spell "a lot"
Me: I like how you have started spelling 'a lot' as well
Mom: well thanks "a lot"
Me: hahaha
Mom: I put the cat diaries into my favorites
... I also send my mom funny cat pictures that are on The Daily What. She asked where I got them from, so I sent her the website... and I'm pretty sure she thinks the entire blog is called The Cat Diaries because it's the most recent post.
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I...”
– Douglas Adams (via nerdinlove)
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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“I guess I can’t see if you get this or not, but in case you do, GREAT...”
– - dad oh parents and their discovery of chat speak
Dec 11th
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Eating pizza in my underwear while watching the...
Don’t mind if I do!
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Listenpoisonedhoney-: The Bitch of Living - Spring...
Dec 10th
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